Martha Was An Average Dog Lyrics

Martha Was An Average Dog Lyrics by Robert Wilson. The song name is Martha Speaks Theme Song which is sung by Robert Wilson

Martha Was An Average Dog Lyrics

[Narrator, Martha]
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre

[Scientist]
On the way to Martha’s stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-

[Narrator, Martha]
She’s got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks

[Narrator, Martha]
What’s a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name’s not Joe…)
She’s not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there

[Narrator, Martha]
She’s got a voice, she’s ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it’s all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it’s all about
That dog’s unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!

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